父親節前夕

無幾可，一家人合力制作一份2009 年父親節纪念物。

下一次post份作品出来。

頭髮論

媽媽一邊撫摸一一的頭髮, 一邊和姐姐鶏啄唔斷地討論。

“You know after 11’s haircut, his hairstyle is exactly the same as sir’s now. Even the direction of his hair growing, it’s just like sir’s. Only the hair texture is mine.” [係呀, 媽媽啲唔咸唔淡嘅英文嚟咖]

“Lucky 1 1’s hair is soft like yours. And sir has SO many white hair…..”

這時一一想開口, “…….” 但媽媽姐姐沒有理他。

“Yes, and the hair colour’s mine too. [To 11:] You really have a bit of mama and a bit of baba, don’t you? [To姐姐:] Did you know that men either have receding hairline or white hair?”

“Oh really?! I didn’t know that.”

這時一一再想插口, “…….” 但媽媽姐姐仍沒有理他, 繼續自己講。

“Yes, sir’s hair is getting really white but he still has lots of hair. Same as 公公 and 舅父. More likely than not 1 1 will have white hair rather than going bald when he grows old.”

媽媽溫柔地撫摸一一的頭髮問道: “Isn’t it 1 1?”

好囉好囉，終于輪到一一發言啦： “I LIKE ORANGE HAIR!!”

我爱龍蝦

一定是小朋友于星期日晚吃過龍蝦後對此东西念念不忘，因而對着平时最爱的烘小春鶏，没了鶏翼鶏腿得番個殼，也不停地指着說是"lobster"。　

"So Yat Yat, did you eat chicken or pork tonight?"

"......." [吾答，我以为是lobster]

"So, did you like the chicken? Was the chicken yummy?"

"Wah. Finish. Nice sauce."

"Oh, so Yat Yat like the chicken, he finished everything and the sauce was yummy, yes?"

"Yes."

繼而嘴邊流露滿足的笑容。

大頭照

爸爸近期學人玩攝影，經常用我來測試／挑戰他的技術。不過有時他太投入，不停地影呀影，忘記了我的存在，忘記了他的任務，要我不煩耐的說“beh back” 才記得媽媽的order要陪我玩。媽媽話錫晒我，因爲我講左她不敢講嘅嘢喎。

艾針,針,針

（Taken: 14 March 2009 ......he performs much better when Mama is not around)

抛磚引玉

case 1:

半夜四点。还在戒夜奶階段中。

一一很温柔的呢喃："姐姐，water."

姐姐喜見没有大吵大鬧，喜聽不是要奶奶而是水，心想好野，戒奶成功在望，立即九秒九跑到厨房倒水给大少。

姐姐倒水回來．．．

“No, 姐姐。奶奶”。


case 2:

平時最鬼憎清潔鼻孔的一一忽然要求："Mama, clean nose clean nose clean nose"，著媽媽拿棉花棒。

隨之是很合作的平躺，讓媽媽清潔鼻孔。

剛揩了第一下，大少已急不及待轉側身，下令：

＂Mama, ears."

得左啦！！得左啦！！

Thank you dear Lord!!

剛收到通知，一一已被媽媽心儀的幼稚園取錄啦！

一一將于今年九月正式返學啦。好嘢！！