頭髮論

媽媽一邊撫摸一一的頭髮, 一邊和姐姐鶏啄唔斷地討論。

“You know after 11’s haircut, his hairstyle is exactly the same as sir’s now. Even the direction of his hair growing, it’s just like sir’s. Only the hair texture is mine.” [係呀, 媽媽啲唔咸唔淡嘅英文嚟咖]

“Lucky 1 1’s hair is soft like yours. And sir has SO many white hair…..”

這時一一想開口, “…….” 但媽媽姐姐沒有理他。

“Yes, and the hair colour’s mine too. [To 11:] You really have a bit of mama and a bit of baba, don’t you? [To姐姐:] Did you know that men either have receding hairline or white hair?”

“Oh really?! I didn’t know that.”

這時一一再想插口, “…….” 但媽媽姐姐仍沒有理他, 繼續自己講。

“Yes, sir’s hair is getting really white but he still has lots of hair. Same as 公公 and 舅父. More likely than not 1 1 will have white hair rather than going bald when he grows old.”

媽媽溫柔地撫摸一一的頭髮問道: “Isn’t it 1 1?”

好囉好囉，終于輪到一一發言啦： “I LIKE ORANGE HAIR!!”